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Guides5
- Touchless(ish) Car Care — Quick Start Guide (NYC, no-hose edition)
Goal: Keep a mostly-dusty commuter clean with minimal effort and minimal contact with the paint, using rain and touchless bays as the rinse and one rinseless product for everything
- Touchless Pre-Wash Guide — Snow Foam Without a Hose
Companion to the Quick Start Guide. This is the "gritty → rinse first" branch, done properly. A pre-wash is a real cleaner (stronger than shampoo, stronger than ONR) that dissolves
- Truly Touchless — Nothing Touches the Paint
Companion to the Quick Start, Pre-Wash, and Mixing Card. This is the zero-contact version: foam → rinse → spray-on/rinse-off sealant → rinse → blow dry. No towel, no sponge, no wip
- Mixing Card — Exact Recipes per Container
Print this and keep it with the kit. Everything is water + concentrate; add water first, concentrate second, swirl (don't shake foamers hard). NYC tap water is fine for all of thes
- Touchless Car Care — Shopping List
Companion to the Quick Start and Pre-Wash guides. Bold = the pick. Alternatives are listed in order of preference. Prices are rough US street prices; check Amazon, Detailed Image,
Posts10
- Road Salt Without a Hose — The Winter Routine for City Cars
Salt is abrasive as crystals and corrosive as brine, and it hides where you can't see it. Here's what actually removes it (rinsing) and what doesn't (a stronger rinseless mix).
- Which IK Sprayer? Foam Pro 2 vs 2+ vs Alkaline vs Multi Pro vs HC XTREM
IK makes a confusing number of sprayers. For rinseless wash and pre-wash at a self-serve bay, one of them is the right answer.
- Why Your Windshield Smears After a Wash-and-Wax Rinseless (and the 30-Second Fix)
The wax that makes a wash-and-wax product great on paint is what hazes a windshield under the wipers. Where to use it, where to skip it, and why it never goes on interior glass.
- The Fingertip Test — The One Habit That Prevents Swirl Marks
Swirls come from wiping grit, not from washing. A ten-second touch on a lower door tells you whether it's safe to wipe or whether the car needs a rinse first.
- How to Use a Self-Serve Bay Without Touching the Paint (12 Minutes, About $8)
Bring your own pre-wash foam, use the wand, never the brush, and finish with a drying aid before you drive home. The whole bay-day workflow, minute by minute.
- NYC Has Soft Water — Here's What That Changes for Washing Your Car
Skip the distilled water, worry less about spots, and expect rinseless products to work at full strength straight from the tap.
- The $60 Battery Foamer — IK Foam Pro 2+ and a Cordless Tire Inflator
Skip the hand pumping without buying a dedicated battery foamer. The Foam Pro 2+ has a Schrader valve; a tire inflator you probably already want does the rest.
- Foam It or Mist It? Which Products Benefit From Foam (and Which Don't)
Rinseless wash should be misted, not foamed. Alkaline pre-wash and wheel cleaner should be foamed. Here's why, and how to set up one pump foamer to do both.
- Does Rain Actually Wash Your Car?
Rain removes loose dust but leaves bonded film and its own residue. Here's how to make it work for you instead of against you.
- "Ceramic" Sprays Are Sealants, Not Coatings — and That's Good News
The $15 bottle at the auto-parts store is not a ceramic coating. It's a spray sealant with a marketing word on it, which is exactly what a no-hose routine wants.
Bays3
- PLACEHOLDER — Example Self-Serve Car Wash
Red Hook · 000 Example St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
- PLACEHOLDER — Example 24h Coin Wash
Gowanus · 000 Example Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
- PLACEHOLDER — Example Wash & Vac
Long Island City · 00-00 Example Blvd, Queens, NY 11101
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- Shop the kit
Picks, ranked alternatives, what to skip, where to buy.
- Self-serve bay directory
Where to do the bay-day pre-wash in NYC, and what each bay actually has.
- Street Parked Clean
Car care for street-parked cars — no hose, no driveway, no problem.
- Guides
The system, in five short documents.
- Posts
Everything else, in order.